You're HOW old?

OK, it is a know fact that I look and sound younger then I really am. I have had to grin and bear several .."you are way too young to have kids", type comments over the years, or my favorite, "Is your mom there", comments on the phone. When Alexis was in preschool, a little girl that was in her class's mom informed me that her daughter had told her that Alexis had a "kid mom". She thought this was hilarious, and so did I...kind of. At Alexis's brownie Christmas party one of the girls in Alexis's brownie troop leaned over to her and whispered, "your mommy looks too young to be a mom." The same little girl came with her mom to pick up girl scout cookies at our house. As I was talking to her mom, she wandered into the kitchen where Brandon and the kids were eating dinner. After they left Brandon informed me that she had said to him, "Did you know that Alexis's mom is a teenager?". He in turn said, "Well did you know that I am Alexis's dad?" She responded, "Yes, but Alexis's mom is a teenager." When he told me this I was a little perturbed. I thought he should have said something along the lines of, well listen here missy, she is not a teenager and don't you forget it! He then had to remind me that that kind of comment was a little teenager like. Anyways, today I think beats them all. Brandon and I took Alexis to the doctor (She is getting evaluated for ADD, but that is a whole other story.) Brandon and Alexis went right over and started watching the movie that was playing in the waiting room. I went up to the counter to check her in. I said something like, I am here with Alexis Bronson to see Dr. Girardeau. She said, "Are you Alexis?".....................um no. Now this wouldn't be so bad if this was a family office, where people of all ages are seen, but it is strictly a pediatricians office. So that would have to make me a child to go there right? *sigh* I just have to keep telling myself that I will appreciate looking younger when I am really old. For now I will try not to get too annoyed.